drink like a russian fish
I dont smoke
She lives at night and sleeps all day she'll dance and drink her life away and she dosn't give a damn
If you move, I’ll kill you. If you use Nen, I’ll kill you. If you speak, I’ll kill you.
If you understand, slowly close your eyes. Do you know what will happen if you break your promise? Slowly open your eyes and look at me in the mirror. Listen carefully.
If you appear in front of me ever again, I will kill you. That’s a promise.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)herestothedesperatedasher)
Can we please have a story about this?(via kageyawa)